Moving minds takes tons of energy.

Seriously, it’s like feeding a gorilla with a stomach the size of an elephant. We maintain our impressively large heads and fantastic egos with a steady diet of inspiration, wonder, awe and delicious imagination bars.

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8,928 Tweets

If the stuff @rrpartners says about advertising in 120 characters or less counts as productivity, then the stuff @arnied, @eflippin and others throw out makes for a mix of what to enjoy when you’re not feeling very productive.

 

19 Agency Parties

Typically about one a month. Unless we have two. We have a really nice patio with a fire pit and grill. Plus all of the other typical agency amenities, including pool table, foosball table, etc. C’mon, you can’t expect us to work all day having access to such a sweet party pad. Waste some time >>

 

46 Mayorships

Dominating the social landscape one Internet badge at a time. Badges earned: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

 

67 Sneakers Bought

We like fresh kicks as much as we love dope ideas. Why? Because shoes are the ultimate expression of style, fashion and individualism. The right pair of sneakers can just as easily work with jeans as a suit. And we like people with the brass to try both. Try these on for size >>

 

20 Ways to Become a Cubs Fan

At this agency, if you want to be a team player, it better be for the Cubs. Why? Because the guy that owns the joint is. In fact, we’ve even put together a handy guide for new employees to help cheer on their new favorite team. It’s really upped the retention rate. Welcome to orientation >>

 

234 Wine Bottles Opened

Wine is great for idea generation, especially those late night sessions. There are even some around here who think they know a little bit about it. We call them the Pompous CD Wine Swilling Society. Here are just a few of their favorite vintages. Swill on this >>

 

5,438 Internet Videos Watched

One of the perks of working at an advertising agency means you can watch as many unfiltered videos as you can reasonably get away with under the guise of seeking inspiration for various projects. Find your muse >>

 

87 Brainstorms

When someone throws us a pickle we just can’t seem to wrap our heads around, we gather en mass forming one gigantic uber-mind. It’s an idea session so powerful it could level a building. Harness the energy >>

 

10 Thousand Hours Spent at Coffee Bean

We love our Coffee Bean. The people are friendly, it has a great view of the mountains and once a month on Fridays they wear funky hats. Needless to say, it’s a great place to escape the office for a few hours of concepting. Hide here >>

 

1,004 Strokes of Genius

We love stuff that makes us wish we’d thought of it first. Like Jenna’s Boob Job tip jar and gloves that look like bear hands. Brilliant. Behold the glory >>

 

432 Hugs from Pops

Pops is the soul of the agency. He’s like a wise guru with tons of great stories and is always first to welcome new employees with open arms. Which isn’t really ironic because he’s also the resident hugger. So far, only two lawsuits, both settled out of court. Feel his warm embrace >>